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    Herr Nutcracker
    Pacific Northwest Ballet's Nutcracker Head (design by Maurice Sendak)



    Herr Nutcracker was found at 8 am this morning, disoriented and clinging to life on the floor of a darkened room at an undisclosed location on Mercer Street, weakly muttering “Ich habe dir vertraut elender Verräter”. While being carried into the waiting ambulance he began screaming “Ich schwöre bei Gott Clara, ich werd...e ihm die Hoden abgeschnitten”. He managed to squeek “Ich bin allergisch gegen Nüsse” before he was quickly sedated by emergency personnel, then air lifted to the CJDL Design facility where he was rushed into the emergency room. Unresponsive and in severe critical condition, he is being stabilized in preparation for surgery..

    Dr. Drosselmeyer confirmed that Herr Nutcracker has sustained serious injuries. He suffers from a fractured skull and has been scalped. In what seems to be a botched lobotomy, parts of the frontal and parietal lobes are missing. His left ear has been ripped off and the police, as well as the postal service, are on the lookout for a small box with no return address. His lower mandible is severely dislocated and chunks of his beard and mustache have been pulled out. The entire lower portion of his body is missing.
    The surgeons will be operating over the next 36 hours but his diagnosis is grim.
    We will keep you posted on this troubling situation.

    by Christine Joly de Lotbiniere

    CJDL Design


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